Backstage at Pridefest Milwaukee, I was sitting around with the Feast of Fools and Britney Houston. The weather was terrible and the show was threatened to be canceled. I decided we needed a little sing-along to pick up the mood. Britney Houston jumped all over it. Fun.

Smell Yo Dick

Recorded live at Ukulele Cabaret’s Halloween show. That’s Edna Garrett drag, in case it doesn’t come across on video. Go to Midnight Ukulele Disco immediately.

Pussy Pantry

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“Ben Lerman is Moled over by Anderson Cooper's patrician pundrity, and (with a li'l help from Elvis Costello) he'll do CNN-ything to prove his devotion is Vanderbilt to last.”

Looking through my high school yearbook, I think of songs from the era, namely Ace of Base's "The Sign." "Vagine" is a coming out/coming-of-age story that is loosely based on real-life events. Real loose.

Featuring the O’Debra Twins and the Riley High School graduating class of 1992.

video by Highly Defective People

song "Material Girl" written by Peter Brown and Robert Rans

with Christy Davis, Glennis McMurray, Jessica Delfino

Shot by Alex Brook Lynn

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In past years, American Idol has hosted a songwriting contest. From the pool of entries, they have chosen a song that reflects the contestants’ journeys. I’m officially throwing my hat in the ring with this song.