Looking through my high school yearbook, I think of songs from the era, namely Ace of Base's "The Sign." "Vagine" is a coming out/coming-of-age story that is loosely based on real-life events. Real loose.

Featuring the O’Debra Twins and the Riley High School graduating class of 1992.

From dotcomedy.com:

“Ben Lerman is Moled over by Anderson Cooper's patrician pundrity, and (with a li'l help from Elvis Costello) he'll do CNN-ything to prove his devotion is Vanderbilt to last.”

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Pussy Pantry

Recorded live at Ukulele Cabaret’s Halloween show. That’s Edna Garrett drag, in case it doesn’t come across on video. Go to Midnight Ukulele Disco immediately.

Smell Yo Dick

Backstage at Pridefest Milwaukee, I was sitting around with the Feast of Fools and Britney Houston. The weather was terrible and the show was threatened to be canceled. I decided we needed a little sing-along to pick up the mood. Britney Houston jumped all over it. Fun.

Please enjoy the videos below. If you’d like to see my new-song-vlog, go to my youtube page.